This is Moco Cocatasso. He is the bestest and awesomest Ninja warrior champion. 5 TIME CHAMPION. why? Because I made him up. That's why he's the bestest.
NO. you have nothing to say. Just accept this.
I got this autograph for my pal Eric who is obsessed with Ninja Warrior. I want him to meet Moco.
You see the word "Moco" is some bizarre spanish slang my mother came up with for a booger. And "Cocatasso" is also from my moms strangespanglipuertoricanish that means a bruise from being hit.
So there it is. Booger head bump. The best ninja warrior ever.
NO. nothing for you to say. Just accept the glory.
